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Baby Rib Meat 

The best part of a baby to eat.
W: I want to have a baby with you.

M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.

W: wow...a no would have worked as well.

M: problem solved.
Baby Rib Meat by The collectiveish September 8, 2010

Baby Birding The Meat

When you gag on Daddy's Cock and someone else takes over but they can still taste the vomit
Last night I took two girls home from the bar and they were Baby Birding the meat all night long

meatbaby 

Similar to the Nostradamus or the Magic 8 Ball, Meatbaby sees beyond our temporal reality and communes with a deeper consciousness.... capable of answering the dark riddles of your life, meatbaby knows all.

Are you a school principal incapable of addressing the difficult problems your adolescent wards face?

Want to know how to save a failing restaurant like Taco Town?"
Want to know if you are cool or a complete douche canoe?

Go to themeatbaby.com and find out the answer
"I always wondered who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and a Ninja"
"You should meatbaby it!"
"Does that hurt?"
"Sometimes, but you'll come back for more."
"Does that make me a douche canoe."
"ASK meatbaby... but yes, you are."
meatbaby by Ass Jacket January 11, 2010