dying of measles

A murder that is meant to look natural.
OR
A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.

No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!

This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.

by TheManW/ThePlan April 14, 2007

German measles

When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.

Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.

by natious January 14, 2009

measles

fuckin measles

person 1: measles
person 2: omg

by foolmanchu69 July 28, 2022

Emperor Measles

Not to be confused with a Measles Emperor.

Emperor Measles is a discord dweller that bullies and insults kids online.

Also announces his entrance in the chat with a "Hm", like a fucking Anime Villain

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Emperor Measles, he likes to bully kids.
Person 1: Shouldn't we stop him?
Person 2: I would, but seeing them kids cry is hella funny

by Kay Ze Solo December 12, 2024

Measling

A weak, measly human being. Generally has a small, useless penis. Always brags about having a big penis when it’s tiny.

Johnny is a measling. He says he has a massive penis but it’s only an inch.

by Neil the great May 5, 2025

Measling

A weak, fragile, measly human being, who has a tiny penis.

“Johnny is a complete measling.“

by Neil the great May 5, 2025

Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022