dying of measles

A murder that is meant to look natural.
OR
A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.
No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!

This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.
by TheManW/ThePlan April 09, 2007
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German measles

When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.
Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.
by natious January 14, 2009
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Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
by FBS69 January 06, 2022
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Emperor Measles

Not to be confused with a Measles Emperor.

Emperor Measles is a discord dweller that bullies and insults kids online.

Also announces his entrance in the chat with a "Hm", like a fucking Anime Villain
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Emperor Measles, he likes to bully kids.
Person 1: Shouldn't we stop him?
Person 2: I would, but seeing them kids cry is hella funny
by Kay Ze Solo December 12, 2024
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measles

fuckin measles
by foolmanchu69 July 29, 2022
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