mysexual

someone that is attracted to himself (herself).

Jake: Hey cutie, you want your dick sucked?
Jake: Uhhhhh...gross?
Jake: OHHHH I see, you're playing hard to get. C'mon don't be shy....
Brendan (Jake's older brother): Jake, stop flirting with yourself. You need to get over this mysexual stage, I mean you've had a crush on yourself since the third grade.

by c-brabs July 2, 2011

mysexual

A person who engages in sex exclusively with themself via masturbation.

I gave up on men, and women for that matter, I'm a practicing mysexual.

by isabeau July 16, 2008

Mayosexual

You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.

I am mayosexual.

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

McSexual

The sexual attraction to famous fast-food sex icon Ronald McDonald, often inspired by his McDouble cheeked up disposition and sizable McSausage. His special move, the "Griddy" (named after the McGriddle) is said to seduce anyone into McSexuality and makes you instantly gain 20 pounds. It is the "M" in LGBTQM

"I'm not fat. This is a lifestyle and its called being McSexual. Are you McPhobic??

by The Originull September 26, 2022

Mayasexual

1. To be attracted to said Maya;

2. A straight girl or gay guy who bends their sexuality for ONLY said Maya;

1. Boy: I am definitely Mayasexual.

2. Boy: So, you like girls then?
Girl: No, I'm only Mayasexual.

by xjackalopex December 27, 2009

Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.

Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

Mysexual

Someone who wants to fuck but also A person who neither straight or gay but He/She is in love with themselves is a “mysexual”

Jim:Aye bro you should try to smash Kim

You: nah boy I’m a mysexual I wanna fuck myself .

by Mysexual October 23, 2018