A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.
A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.
A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.
Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"
Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."
Tucker Max : "So you like them?"
Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."
Tucker Max : "So you like them?"
Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
by Fratty St. Patty March 11, 2009
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by MLWoo June 2, 2008
Get the Straight Kicks McGradles mug.One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.
Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.
by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005
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-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.
-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.
by tallboone October 7, 2009
Get the McGriddle mug.A sexual act involving a rapid transition from hand play to mouth play and, finally, full genital play. The entire transition usually occurs in less than 30 seconds.
I went to this girl's house to watch a feature film and before I knew it we had already completed a McDiddlescroot.
by Yiss June 9, 2017
Get the McDiddlescroot mug.A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)
Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.
Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.
by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023
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