May 22

The day early start schools get out of that 9 month jail sentence AKA School

It's almost May 22

by DLJ The Real April 11, 2019

May 22

The second send nudes of the year. The same way Sweetest day is the second Valentine's Day of the year.

Boy: Happy national send nudes day!

Girl: Stupid, that's April 18th you're thinking of .
Boy: Nope, it's May 22nd as well
Girl: Well shit.

by National Nudes Day June 8, 2018

May 22

May 22nd is when people must date you no matter what

It’s may 22nd, so date me now

by SlowburnW May 21, 2021

May 22

Prank day

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone

by Freddy3947 May 22, 2019

May 22

National be a bum day

Someone: you look different and weird today.

Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22

by Aubrianna Donnley May 22, 2019

May 22

A special day where you save up money to use all on dabs,weed, edibles, etc. (make sure it's with friends)

uhh save money use all on May 22

smoke it with friends ig.

by Baka Tatiana Brown May 23, 2021

May 22

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.

Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.

by RickSlongson May 21, 2021