blawnde maumant

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment

I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.

by blawndie October 18, 2011

MatPat Effect

I sense of uncanniness upon seeing the original version of an image that has been more commonly edited or modified for visual presentation.

Guy 1:Woah, this original image of MatPat is rather uncanny, bro.
Guy B: That's the um, the uuuuuuh, hold on...
Guy 2: *Googles it on UrbanDictionary.com*
Guy II: That's the MatPat Effect
Guy A: Ok

by Joshua Hoodsen Fooh November 30, 2021

Malpas

Really busy/ stressed

I am so malpas today.

by DWyre123 December 2, 2018

Mapalo

A person who loves to have fun and is very indecisive. Usually being very beautiful, Mapalo's are very attractive and are picky when it comes to guys. They have two sides, the scary side and the nice side. People like Mapalo deserve to be treated right by the perfect guy and her smile is said to be a killer.She is loving and caring and that's what makes her an amazing girlfriend.

An amazing girlfriend. Must be talking about Mapalo .

by Kingsacè February 28, 2019

Ass-maurader

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.

1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.

by jj1221 October 17, 2009

Malpass

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

maudahbee

The Aztec god of drunkenly desecrating women. A vital member of The Justice League of America.

I know Maudahbee is looking down on this moment with a smiling erection.

by richard gear April 28, 2009