Matt Pike

The lead singer of High on Fire, and former guitarist of Sleep.
Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.

It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.

FROST HAMMER - Matt Pike

It's like the short bus every day - Matt Pike

I never wear clothes- Matt Pike

by Msavs April 27, 2010

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.

Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E

by Matt Panella December 9, 2008

Matt Pelliser

The original drummer of My Chemical Romance. He founded the band with Gerard Way, but was later fired for being crap!

"Matt Pelliser played well sometimes, but got ropey towards the end."

by Lurancy Venom January 24, 2006

Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)

by Not Richard January 22, 2008

matt potter

raging homesexual, can be seen in harry potter films, otherwise knows asbumbaclut or hoom!

cunt hey look at that fail over ther he has been matt pottered

by max jone8748258 January 24, 2011

Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.

'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'

by Poopoostain November 26, 2010