materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

Muteeba

The best friend you could ever ask for. Always there for you no matter what. So pretty and amazing. She's really smart and trustworthy. You can trust her with your life. She's really funny and likes to say moo, when things get quite. She's really funny and caring, and everyone loves her so much. She's always the mom of the friend group, aka the wisest of us all, and can solve any of your problems. She's the best cow to ever exist. 'There will be no sunlight if you ever leave me baby."

Muteeba is so cool, I wish I was like her.

by NakedMoleRatUwu October 21, 2022

Mateenah

Tough as anything. Never takes nonsense. All her haters always pay

She's such a mateenah

by Mateke December 21, 2016

mateenah

she always speaks her mind and doesn’t take shit from anyone. she is very strong but doesn’t always show her emotions. she tries to stay to herself to protect herself. once you get to know her you love her to pieces. she’s adorable, thoughtful, and an amazing person to get to know. you’re lucky if you have a mateenah in your life<3

Mateenah is hot asf

by boomeggs August 24, 2021

Mateea

It is a beautiful girl always good-hearted a hair and always bright eyes It's mysterious reliable always helps others and does her best to make them happy She's brave and obedient friend She's weirder sometimes but that makes her special She's creative and cute A pure beauty that no one can define her She is the person who boys always get indrgostesc Really loves and even the worst people make themselves good with her help She has green and brown eyes and shaten hair She has many and real friends who would do her best to have her name is a rare person who exists in this earth a beautiful name just like her

Dude 1:Wow who is she
Dude 2 :She is Mateea. Is really beautiful, right?
Dude 1 :Yes she really is.. But is a good person?
Dude 2:May you ask? She's the best girl with a golden soul
Dude 1:Wow

by anonymous November 22, 2021

mateeka

A lover of pussycats and can stand her ground and not afraid of fake people and liars that she once worked with!

Mateeka lives chocolate and kittens!

by Meowmixer69 December 20, 2016