A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.
The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.
by Russ Buss April 8, 2006
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On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).
When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!
by DaDebil August 5, 2008
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I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.
I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.
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"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
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