Mary Poppins

At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.

Hey Bob, Jamarius has given Caitlin so many Mary Poppins that she has now three cavities.

by Ross Procick February 14, 2009

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins is a strain of cannabis created and cultivated by Mykilo Sosa, an activist and connoisseur who currently resides in Northern Indiana. Its true genetics remain a secret, but there are elements of Hashplant (Sensi Seeds), LSD Lifesaver x Deisel Sour(Bog Seed Co.), and various others Mr. Sosa has grown in the past.

Mr. Sosa, why do you call this particular strain of cannabis Mary Poppins?
Well, because its that super-cali-fragilistic-expiali-doja; like some of that real Cali shit!

by Qorn36 December 3, 2010

Mary Poppins

1. Perfection.

2. Those stupid girls who look good in a fucking sack and can play in mud and look like a beauty queen. They get the promotions, the pay rises and the gorgeous clothes.
You secretly want to stab these people in the back on the head with scissors.

1. Aaaah! Look at that skirt! You would look Mary Poppins in it!

2. Oh fuck me! Leah is such a Mary Poppins I want to stab her in the back of the head with scissors

by GODFREY! March 4, 2009

Mary Poppin

To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening

I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!

You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!

by GodsFavoriteHonkey April 16, 2009

mary poppins

to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins

by onewhodies November 18, 2010

Mary Poppins

A goody-two shoes; an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. One who abstains from drug use, sex, profanity, or other poor habits.

She doesn't smoke, drink, or curse so she's obviously a Mary Poppins.

I don't want to hang out with a Mary Poppins because she's likely to ruin a party with her good girl manners and butt kissing tendencies.

by doubledotted October 29, 2010

Mary Poppins

The action of popping MDMA pill(s) and smoking marijuana in a short amount of time.

Yesterday I did a Mary Poppins. I was so high!

by magicjs360 August 18, 2017