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Mary Poppins Syndrome 

A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!

Mary Poppins that hoe 

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

Mary Poppins stripper 

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free
Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

Mary Poppins

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.
While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!
Mary Poppins by TheRealMcNasty June 10, 2018

mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.
Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
mary poppins by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005