Bradley Martyn

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

Martyn Shrewsbury

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

dirty martyn

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

John Martyn

Scottish guitarist and singer/songwriter born in Surrey 1948. Made his name along side the likes of Davy Graham and Bert Jansch in the London folk scene of the late 60's. Famous for an exceptional acoustic guitar playing technique and a very unique voice/vocal style. His love of alcohol and dope are legendary and being both drunk and openly smoking dope on stage was very much part of a John Martyn gig in his hey day.

John Martyn's Solid Air and Bless the Weather are 2 of his most typical and successful albums. "May you never" from Solid Air (1973) remains his best loved and most successful song to date.

by Windingboy December 9, 2008

Martyn Pritchard

A sexy beast who likes to play Minecraft and eat Jelly beans.

I want a Martyn Pritchard in my life

by SadLittleWetSock January 19, 2017

Jordan Martyn

No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.

Wow! It's a Jordan Martyn!

by Knight: November 10, 2020

Bradley Martyn

A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.

Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.

I love you, Bradley

PS: Dom is still bigger than you

I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn

by Urbandefintions June 5, 2018