mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003

mars bar

slang word for scar beat that ha!

so how's ben gettin on with his mars bar

by taky drive June 06, 2007

Mars Bar

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.

by Funky Gibbon 123 January 22, 2009

Mars Bars

Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious.
Trust me, it confuses people.

Oh, Mars Bars !
She freaking stood on my foot wearing high heels !

by Ditz.xx October 13, 2008

Mars Bars

A little munchkin with a facial expressions of a demon; Little scene kid.

"Did you see the little fuckin mars bars in the movie?!"
"That mars bars scared me poopless"
"Don't let your children grow up to be a Mars Bars"

by Katie Uchiha January 18, 2008

"mars bar"

The area between the anus and the scrotum. Good for sniffing and licking.

I'd like to sniff your "mars bar"!

by Brian S Smith July 09, 2007

Mars Bar Surprise

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

by farmer01631 July 07, 2012