by LapisLazuli* January 03, 2005
a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.
Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
by rosella September 30, 2004
kick ass funky band, in need of assistance because apparently, its getting harder and harder to breathe...is there anyone out there???
Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!
Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!
maroon 5 lead singer adam levine dies tragically in freak suffocating accident, if only someone had been out there...
by fiendishphoenix February 04, 2004
i have a big crush on their lead vocalist. you're so hot baby boy! i know you like a bitch like me. i've seen your videos and some of the scenes are involve w/ sex. Oh! how delirious. i wanna fuck you! i'm very horny!!! ah! oh! eh! uh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by bitchinnewyork November 20, 2004
Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.
A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
by Who’R’You December 21, 2014
Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.
1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 05, 2020
They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".
*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
by Fatninja May 22, 2012