marialaura

the most talented and beautiful person ever, she knows how to do everything from singing to acting. She is popular and kind and has loads of friends

Marialaura's performance was amazing

by gang gang bitches May 3, 2018

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 26, 2006

Stinky Marinara

A Stinky Marinara is a sexual act in which you first engage in anal sex with a woman, and then transition directly to vaginal sex while she is on her period, preferably with heavy flow.

She was on the rag, so we started doing anal but decided just to go for the Stinky Marinara.

by RocketFury October 30, 2010

Marijauna County

The County of Mendocino where marijauna is legal and everyone grows and smokes it.

Come get lit in Marijauna County.

by Bro-707 May 14, 2007

Marinara Backhand

During anal sex between a man and a woman on her period, the woman currently using a tampon, the man turns her around, rips the tampon out of her vagina and in one fluid motion smacks her in the face with it.

Terry: "Dude, I finally had sex with Emily last night!"
Isaac: "But isn't she on her period?"
Terry: "Yeah, I totally got to pull off a marinara backhand!"

by Hugh Rection November 7, 2012

marylauren

Marylauren is the kind of person that every guy likes. But she has a bad personality. She cusses a lot and hangs out with the wrong crowd. Don't be too close to a marylauren but still be there friend. They are totally absolutely obsessed with their boyfriend and will hang out with them in between every class. On the plus side, marylaurens are always very trustworthy and very open to talk. They dress cute some days and sometimes look homeless. Marylaurens are love or hate people, you either love or hate her and they either love or hate you. Simple. Marylaurens are good friends and love making out with their boyfriends. They are pretty smart but don't like to do work, and they always do it at the last second. They are sporty and forgetful. If you have a marylauren in your life. Keep em. They are important

Person 1: Oh look at that girl.
Person 2: Shes always with her boyfriend
Person 1: She is DEFINITELY a Marylauren

Person 2: Hey that isnt always a bad thing

by brit68945 December 16, 2019

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019