magister

A pimped out latin teacher who always has a 5 o'clock shadow and yells Salve, gives out blow-pops and jolly ranchers to knowledgeable people. Spawn from an egg in a cave in Rome.

Salve!!!!!, Magister!!!!!
Come my friends......

by bigumz November 28, 2004

mapsturbation

The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.

Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.

by Jackamazoo March 16, 2009

marista

Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)

“Wow she’s a perfect brobean”
“Yea SHES a Marista”

by mollyaej March 24, 2018

marist college canberra

a school full of white aussies who wrestle crocodiles on the daily

"Gee bye Crikey they've done a Marist College Canberra"

by YTMB June 19, 2015

maristella

Is a Beautiful Serbia girl ! She is always cute !
When you See this girl you have a smile in your Face .
She have a very Beautiful Charakter and a big Heart for Everyone . (__!__)

I like The Person maristella <3

by Chrisjackson57 January 12, 2018

Marista

She is basically the greatest person you will ever meet.She is super goofy .She is your best friend.She will be there for you when you are .Sometimes you'll spill tea.She has your back and you have hers.As soon as you say something she can already tell your mood.She is Your Bestie.She will tell you if you look good or not.She is super honest,and loyal,she may not know this but she is super pretty.She will hype you up.She will speak her mind.She will hook you up.Because that's just how she is.
💯

You:Hey
Marista:So I can already tell you have had a bad day
You:Yeah,but how did you know??
Marista: Because I'm Marista!!

by Itsmehoes August 24, 2019

Marist High School

A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.

The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.

The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,

We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.

Until we meet again,
Anonymous"

"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"

by RiceBoy22 July 12, 2023