by Carrie N & Adrienne V. Chicago, IL. January 4, 2006
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Two people take off into the bush with a map, a compass and a head start. The tracker is on horseback, armed with a local guide and an arsenal of forensic skills. The prey have 36 hours to reach a finish line some 40 kilometers away without getting caught. How they escape is up to them.
Two people take off into the bush with a map, a compass and a head start. The tracker is on horseback, armed with a local guide and an arsenal of forensic skills. The prey have 36 hours to reach a finish line some 40 kilometers away without getting caught. How they escape is up to them.
by M3Tt January 26, 2009
Get the Mantracker mug.A sex position in which a group of men are either penetrating each other in a line, or performing fellatio on each other in a circle.
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The mantrain lasted for several hours and included vigorous pelvic-thrusting action.
The mantrain lasted for several hours and included vigorous pelvic-thrusting action.
by tpyo May 13, 2006
Get the mantrain mug.(adj) When a guy is attractive, good-looking, or sexy, from the objective point of view of another guy. A way for a straight guy to admit that another guy is good-looking without sounding gay.
Pete: "My girlfriend got all weirded out when I said that Hugh Jackman has amazing abs. Dude, I'm not gay, it was just an observation!"
John: "No, I know, he is really mantractive."
John: "No, I know, he is really mantractive."
by Malallory December 2, 2009
Get the Mantractive mug.Trendy, hip urban male who dresses in the current fashions with liberal uses of hair, skin and other self-beautification products. Typical mantropolitan will utilize a "man purse" for transportation of PDA's, mobile data devices and said beauty products.
"Oh that guy is so mantropolitan"
by mikeyhockey May 26, 2009
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A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
by J.D.elicious April 6, 2009
Get the Manty Puddle mug.A Vedas incantation likely to be formed in 1000BC used by the Hindus to spite off bad paranormal or super natural powers...now also used in India,Bangladesh,Ghana,Mauritius...it is used to call god Gayatri Mata...an avatar of Maa Shakti and used to create a heavenly temper.
“OM VOOR VUVAH SVAHA, TAT SAVITUR VARENYAM, VARGO DEVASYA DHEEMAHI, DHEEYO YONAH PRA CHOD DAYAT.”
~Gayatri Mantra
~Gayatri Mantra
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