Malpass

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

malparido

A Spanish word that literally means "miscarried" ("malparto" means "miscarriage"), but is often used as an insult.
In practical usage, it is very similar to the English "bastard", seeing how the Spanish term "bastardo" is seldom if ever used as an insult by native speakers and means, very literally, an illegitimate child.
Call someone "miscarried" in English, or "bastardo" in Spanish, and they'll look at you funny. Call them a "malparido" or a "bastard" and they will take offense.

Ese flaco es un malparido del orto
(Literal: That guy is miscarried through the a**)
(Paraphrased: That guy is one rat bastard)

by Ian Sean Montgomery February 14, 2007

malparkage

Parking badly
Parking in a place where it does not belong.

"My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."

by Kris H. December 10, 2003

malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

by smacfoo October 13, 2004

MALPT

A French acronym used to wish good luck. Abbreviation for the phrase "Merde A La Puissance Treize!" which literally translates to "Shit to the thirteenth power"

French people are crazy...

by blii February 19, 2003

malphite

Malphite, a verb. Used to define when you are ROCK SOLID!

"Dude, do you see that ahri?"
"She makes me malphite."

by hammerstones January 4, 2014

malporned

not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.

Dude, I have been traveling around Africa and Asia. I am seriously malporned. Give me anything, even that Paris Hilton Kazaa crap.

by Pinocchio April 1, 2005