Malone

Has a girlfriend now

Malone is dating a person

by hweber05 March 18, 2021

Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .

You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”

by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025

Malone's Law

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.

Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"

by VegasMalone September 24, 2020

malone brown

don't ask who malone brown is.

Bob: hey do you know malone brown?
Frank: no, who is malone brown?
Bob: malone brown dick in your mouth
Frank: Fuck you

by sussy fortnite balls May 21, 2021

Malone, NY

A black hole of despair that crushes the lives of its inhabitants.

"I drove through Malone, NY yesterday. It was so depressing I almost took my own life."

by likerazorwire412 March 2, 2009

malone grace

Extremely savage

Johnny is a malone grace i wish i could be like him

by The real alien June 15, 2017

Malone NY

If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.

Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared

You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .

The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .

by Slim pickings 16 June 2, 2018