Malibu

A motor vehicle made by Chevrolet.

Marc's 1983 Chevy Malibu takes asian cars and fucks them until they die, no matter how many cheap plastic spoilers and hood scoops they have.

by Dr. Ben May 30, 2003

Malibu

Coconut rum. Tastes really good for liqour.

At JB's house party, we continously drank Malibu since 1:30 p.m.

by Dutch May 4, 2003

Malibus

Man-capri pants, also known as clam diggers in past incarnations.

Malibus are going to be next summer's fashion trend for men.

by Lionrock August 10, 2010

Malibu

Malibu coconut rum

Caribalou is 151 and Malibu rum and pineapple, so is this weakness your tryin' to sell me.

by Tech N9ne June 12, 2003

Malibu

To perform the Malibu a person must insert there pinky finger into the anal cavity while using there thumb to stimulate the clitoris. As the thumb reaches maximum velocity it is recomended that the user states enthusiastically "Sweeeeeeeeet!" This move is energetic and entertaining for both partners and while similar to the ever popular "shocker" its complete and utter disregard for the vagina keeps the body guessing. Named and inspired by the Greatest American Gladiator to ever tease a mane of fabulous blonde hair, Malibu, we hope you enjoy this amazing new move!!

(Girl to all her friends the next day)

"Gary totally gave me the most excellent Malibu of my life last night! And I'm fine today!"

by Nick Shattuck September 7, 2007

Malibu

A code-word signifying that the person who spoke it is not enjoying the current male attention; A call for help; See also SOS

Person one "He won't leave me alone!"
Person two "You should have said Malibu!"

by thatsahugebitch July 26, 2009

Malibu

Nickname for one who is very high manteneince, blond hair, doesn't care, extensions, loves getting tan, just wants to be pampered like the city of Malibu.

" I don't understand why Malibu KEEPS ON repainting her nails!"

" I know, she's a bitch"

by yeahyeahyeah12 December 23, 2009