maegenitis

WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

DAMN...THAT GIRL WAS SO DRUNK SHE HAD MAEGENITIS!

by C. COOPER August 21, 2005

maeden

Maeden is a basketball player, who is determined always. They like eating food, and are shy in school. They dont go anywhere without friends. Although they want to be right, they aren't always. They are smart and people are often appalled when they find out she is younger. If you're a guy, get yourself a Maeden.

Friend: I need help with the test.
Maeden: I can help you, what do you need?

by MonkeyBaller03 November 15, 2018

maiwen

Fucking goddess and the best friend you wan have

Hey maiwen!

by eehee December 27, 2017

Manwent

A mango is out of date/ a mango that used to be a mango

Per1: look at that manwent! It completely cover by mold!
Per2(an asian guy): don't worry! You just need to cut the mold off and all good!

by Creeperpasta January 30, 2023

maeven

A girl who understands the world more than anyone should, but doesn't want to. She doesn't usually feel emotions, and puts people off sometimes, whereas other times she makes friends with everyone. She thinks she is stupid. Often confused with being bipolar, but isn't, she just doesn't know who she is. Sometimes she can seem suicidal, and she loves to terrify people. She is a great actor and magnificent liar. Her smile can be contagious. She looks at caring and relationships as boring and overly dull and insignificant. But if you are her friend, she will love you. It's hard to have a serious conversation with her because she doesn't understand that she loves you. If you are her friend, be proud, be patient. It won't be easy, but she will try because anyone who can work their way into her heart is worth trying for. If you are her friend, she will apologize for the slightest thing she does wrong. If she says you are her best friend, it is the one time you can be certain that she is telling the truth because you mean more to her than you will ever know. Despite her seemingly psychopathic/antisocial behavior, she does have the biggest heart you will ever find, but is afraid of it because of the trouble it has caused her. A maeven is one of the most unique people on Earth, and she hides more than anyone will ever know, so if you are friends with a maeven, never let her go, ever.

"I've never met a maeven and frankly, I'm afraid to."

by LilaPepper October 29, 2015

Dirty maegen

Cutting off ur pubs then putting them in a can of beans befor useing it as a pocket pussy

Mate : what did you do on the weekend?
Me: I got bored so i did a dirty maegen

by Potatoeswithnodoors May 9, 2020

maïwenn

Maïwenn est une personne cool qui ne se prend pas la tête, toujours pleine d'énergie mais avec un fort caractère. La fêtarde du groupe

Y a une fête se soir chez Maïwenn !

by Fr grl June 5, 2020