Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.
by Jules223 January 29, 2018
A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
by Tikibarberfan February 03, 2010
verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences
"Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."
"What happened?"
"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"
or
"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."
"What happened?"
"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."
or
"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."
"What happened?"
"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."
"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."
"What happened?"
"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"
or
"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."
"What happened?"
"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."
or
"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."
"What happened?"
"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."
"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."
by pirate_falcon September 09, 2007
A flat girl with a little ass that likes to be mean to people but once you gain her trust she'll be the nicest person you know she likes getting drunk and masterbaiting with her friends
She always wants to make friends but is shy what she might say might make her look bad
She thinks she's ugly and she's right
She always wants to make friends but is shy what she might say might make her look bad
She thinks she's ugly and she's right
by Big dick Carol September 04, 2019
Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.
Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house?
Sure just don't take too long.
Trust me baby, I can't go that long!
Sure just don't take too long.
Trust me baby, I can't go that long!
by filasexfiend September 29, 2006
Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
by FLOKhater2012 March 15, 2011