macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

by gookoo December 29, 2019

macedonian version

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).

White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".

by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by hobocamp August 12, 2009

Macaroni Magic

To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.

We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.

by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017

macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

Norm MacDonald

Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:

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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)

Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.

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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!

by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007