My House is on Fire

An innuendo suggesting a sudden salacious arousal.

Example 1 "Hey Marie-Ann, did you see Todd today, he's so hot that my house is on fire!!!"

by Black Atlas May 26, 2010

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

Not in my house

In basketball when a shot is rejected, a commentator or the player himself will say 'not in my house'.

Dude, after Mutombo blocked that shot he waved his finger and said 'not in my house!'.

by SirMozman January 23, 2008

This is my house

To say one is dominant at an activity due to greater experience and/or being more intimate with the surroundings.

I was playing paintball with Jimmy when he came to visit from Canada. He was getting mad because I was winning and I just told him "This is my house!"

by Tracaine2008 October 17, 2008

Not my house

A game played at any party where the goal is to destroy the home without the people of the home knowing, usually followed up with yelling not my house after you break something.

guy 1: "dude this rage is lame wanna play not my house?"

guy 2: " im two step ahead of you, i put cat litter in the back of thier toilet."

guy 3: "dude me too, i pissed in their box of cheerios."

by turbo wurbo April 3, 2010

Get out of my house

used to kick the shit out of ur house

OI, u cunt get out of my house

by Cock Molest February 25, 2005