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Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.
"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"
by Legato Grey January 5, 2005
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ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.
Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.
by bumble dick July 12, 2010
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Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician
by DocJay March 8, 2008
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Whore Mongler

1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.
The party was going great until that whore mongler showed up and ruined everything.
by Shayans September 13, 2009
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Mongler

One who performs in the act of mongling; one who will tend to “mongle” around.
Spock: Hey wallen look over at Deke he’s mongling around right now.

Wallen: Deke is such a mongler Spock
by Big Spock January 6, 2020
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ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
by daniel attaway January 8, 2003
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croney mingler

Crony Mingler
cro•ny (krô'nç)
n.
A longtime close friend or companion.
Possibly from Greek khronios, long lasting, from khronos, time.

min•gler (mĭng'gəlr)
n., pl. -ers.
One who joins or take part with others: The minglers mingled with their cronies.
Middle English menglen, frequentative of mengen, to mix, from Old English mengan.

Croney mingler refers to groups of people who gather in public areas and occupy space without an ostensible purpose. This term most often refers to people between the ages of 12 and 20, the unemployed and or trustees who coalesce in public places such as shopping centres, parks, or cafés. Crony mingling can also be quite prevalent in areas that have heavy tourist traffic, i.e., beach towns, ski towns or small historical towns where bored aimless locals are attracted by a continual influx of non-locals with whom they can interact for entertainment value. Often this interaction is one sided and involves incredulous looks, smirks and a palpable air of their own coolness that radiates around an approximate twenty foot radius of any given space where they stand. Crony minglers are generally harmless and if treated with caution and respect can often be quite helpful with information on where to acquire black market goods.
The croney minglers at the skate park flipped their emo haircuts and mumbled in contempt at the site of the lost tourist who asked them for directions.
by R. Ceballos May 29, 2007
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