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A monstrous cock or monster cock is an unusually but pleasantly large penis. Impressive both length-wise and in girth, a man with an M.C can usually expect a round of applause whenever he disrobes. He is a God amoung men and rocks a harem of ho's, all of whom adore him. After it has been established that a man is rocking a monster cock, a first name is no longer appropriate and he should be called only "M.C".
C Dub never returned to the office that day. It was later revealed that she couldn't return after sitting on an M.C. most of the afternoon. The bitch could barey walk.

I don't care if he's broke, his M.C. is all I need.

She couldn't tear her eyes from the bulge in his pants. She had a sneaking suspicion that he was rocking an M.C..
M.C. by LuvsMCs November 30, 2007
AKA: Major Census
Online gamer connected to inspiring soldiers to never give up hope, no matter what is lost.
M.C. is on msn..!

"Take a leaf outa MC's book"...
M.C. by Mark Johns October 23, 2006
The most assfaced person of all times, very gay and n00bish.


YOU SUCK!
=J= M-C came to my house yesterday
-L- OMG john, you are a grade-A tosser!
=J= I know :-(
M-C by MS January 30, 2005
Sarah:Damn Jimmy,you got a big M.C.
M.C by bbclilnigle May 28, 2017
Cheddar Bob's rap name is M.C Bob or Mic Cheese Bob
M.C by Jimmy Smith Sr December 18, 2017