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Lynchian education

Noun. A universal paradigm of adolescent education. The Lynchian teacher is very strong in his or her opinions and expects students to agree with him or her. If in a classroom setting, grades are usually based on subjectively-graded papers. Papers are reflective of (1) how much the subject material agrees with the teacher's personal views, and (2) the worth of the student in the teacher's eyes. Usually, this results in students getting a single grade on every paper regardless of content.

No curves are instituted in a Lynchian classroom. 100% is restricted to the student the instructor feels "deserves" it the most. Despite these flaws, Lynchian educators are usually looked up to by fellow academics as models of "awesomeness" or "tradition."
Mr. Salmonelli is a good guy, but his commitment to Lynchian education worries many students.
Lynchian education by ZZZtofjd October 25, 2010
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v. The act of stupidity and or foolishness
Cuz is lunchin'
lunchin by SoufEast Moe. November 24, 2003
to act stupid or crazy. used in Wash., DC.
man he lunchin talkin bout go get me some food.
at home chilling waiting for your man you call him another female answers and imediately start lunchin on his azz.
Your really high and start laughing with friends instead of you funny as shit you lunchin.
lunchin by dresgurl July 5, 2006

lynchian 

Referring to a certain quality of the works of film director David Lynch. You have no fucking clue what's going on, but you know it's genius.
Did Dennis Hopper just fucking whip out an oxygen mask right before he started talking to that chick's pussy? What the fuck is happening? This is fucking genius. LYNCHIAN.
lynchian by imlynchian September 2, 2012

Lunchin' 

Trippin' in a humorous, but not always hilarious manner.
Dude, quit lunchin'; I am lunchin' hard; Man, you are lunchin'
Lunchin' by Kurt Kampschroeder September 23, 2005

cyber-lynching 

The takedown of a person or peoples by a group of other people via social website. Usually involving ex-boyfriends, cheaters, liars and whores getting a bashing of their email inbox by the flood of hate they recieve. The equivalent of a lynching mob, but, unlike IRL, no physical damage is inflicted. Usually occurs on Facebook ('status wars') or Bebo.
WE TOTALLY GAVE LIAM A CYBER-LYNCHING!