lancepool

verb: to pull a regretable or stupid act

John jumped on the trampoline even though he needed to go to the bathroom; he would soon lancepool.

-or-

Chris realized he lancepooled after mispronouncing a dinner dish in a very nice restaurant.

by whem March 8, 2003

lunchpaler

A lunchpaler or lunchpailer is predominantly a male who licks his middle finger and rubs it around the rim of his own asshole. Then scoops any lingering debris back into his mouth to literally eat his own ass.

Man those guys are a bunch of lunchpalers!

Or...

I will look forward to my lunchpailers landing that trophy on my dresser by the end of the year.

by Captain VonSparkles July 9, 2018

Lunchpale

It’s when you grab a bitch from her head upside down and drop dick in her asshole

You already know I need that lunchpale baby

by IssaWord March 14, 2019

Lunchoyle

Complimentary desert served by your local catering company.

“Lunchoyle was so delicious and we thank you for your overwhelming customer service.”

by Cash Hurler June 28, 2020