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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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2 legged deer

women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"
"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"
by 2leggeddeerhunter November 28, 2011
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Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
by KMH123 September 28, 2013
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long legged mack daddy

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.
by fightthepower July 19, 2009
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lugget

someone who is lazy, fat, and diabetic that does nothing but sit on their ass, play fortnite, and eats pizza.
holy shit get off your ass and go outside you fucking lugget
by connorfitzmorris February 14, 2020
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one legged skid

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.
did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!
by jessicool August 30, 2008
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long legged mack daddy

by antiscian April 11, 2008
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