Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 14, 2003

no lotion

No love and/or emotion

Girl: Babe, what are we?

AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion

by Roger410 May 21, 2018

lotion

Its lotion the fuck

Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck

by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020

lotion

A Topical Analgesic.

Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004

lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

On the lotion

On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

by Tenac ious d April 26, 2010