converted name of scottish clan called the lockhards who moved to france at some point in time. lochard is prenounced lowshard. the remaining Lochards in america is weakining but it still holds a high amount in France. the kilt color consists of blue and green
by THE Great Lochard January 27, 2010
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"So these real-life lollers were some kind of medieval heretic and they recently had a symposium called Lollardpalooza!"
"No wait, srsly? OMG, lollardpalooza! *dies*"
"No wait, srsly? OMG, lollardpalooza! *dies*"
by Teh Chi February 23, 2008
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personA: oh my god i can't belive it!
personB:what?
personA:my moms just died!
personB:lolard
personC:ur mom got pwned
personB:what?
personA:my moms just died!
personB:lolard
personC:ur mom got pwned
by piC@$$o master of the canvas October 12, 2008
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person who doesn't drive a "Toyota Corolla": Suck my shlong locharda!
person who doesn't drive a "Toyota Corolla": Suck my shlong locharda!
by beatupMimic October 31, 2021
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