loach

Crust that forms around a person's butthole

My ass itches cuz I got so much loach!

by Loacha Libre April 18, 2008

loach

a person who loves giving hickies. also enjoys seeing the reaction of the person who is receiving it.

usually seen in 18 to 20 year old males.

I love Blake, but he's the biggest loach I've ever been with. So now I look like a white trash leopard.

by ashlyn grace May 10, 2008

Loach

A Stunt

Did you see that guy from the 1-800-000 numbers selling leaches, "ayo THAT WAS LOACH"

by Tri Panda Neo Daywalker January 7, 2023

Loach

Anything and every thing

Yo, pick up that loach!
Sup Z-loach

by Z-loach November 12, 2010

Loach

acronym for light observation and attack chopper. Quite possibly the best chopper to grace the skies (nothing against the cobra). Also also known as the OH-6 and developed into the Hughes 500 civilian version. Frequently used in hunter killer missions in Vietnam. The loach would fly low drawing ground fire from VC dumb enough to shoot at it, then magically maneuver out of harms way allowing the cobras and Huey gunships to light the place up like a Christmas tree. Later adapted into the AH-6 Mh-6 little bird(that the special forces still know, love and use)denoted by it's horizontal rear stabilizer rather than the loach's Y-shaped tail. With it's own chain guns and rockets it was more than capable of unleashing hell from above.

The VC shot ground fire at the loach, hope they like napalm and hellfire missiles cause it's Charlie's ass now

by H.M. murdoch June 30, 2007

Loach

A person of African Decent, usually one that acts gangster.

The loach stole my TV

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

Loach

A man who thinks they know everything and acts like a child when disputed.

Man 1: “I think Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady”
Man 2: “Brady is better, he’s won more SuperBowls”
Man 1: “Fuck U, ur wrong”
Man 2: “You’re such a loach”

by Frankie_Turtle August 8, 2021