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Lornge

Mythology that people believe is true, but with a twist of their own personal biases. Similar to religion, but religion is organized. This would be less organized beliefs that have no basis in fact, and include a belief in ghosts or the supernatural, bigfoot, ancient aliens, that vaccines cause autism, the Earth is flat, the Earth is 5,000 years old, or Jesus came to America.

Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Jill's child got autism, but she did not vaccinate because she believed in anti-vax lornge. She was not sure what to blame, so she did her "research" and on the third page, found an article by natural douchebag news blaming GMO's. "It must be the chemicals, she thought"
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lorna

the best type of person in the whole world!!!! menas good fun kool
she is well lorna !!!
by lorna jones February 1, 2005
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Lorny

(lor-nee)

adjective

1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)

2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.

"Babe, I'm so lorny."
by lKub December 4, 2013
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Lorna

Lorna is really nice and pretty. She is a good person to know and has a pretty voice. However, being on time is not her best quality but we still LOVE her.
Sorry, I am late, I had to get a hot chocolate because I am Lorna.
by FanofLorna November 12, 2018
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Lorna

SHE ROCKS!! hehe! She is beautiful and wonderful.
Lorna is the best ever!
by Lornapie April 18, 2005
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lorner

Meaning a person originating from Lorne, New Brunswick Canada. It is a well known fact that you don't mess with Lorner's. Lorner's have dealt with lots of crap and stereotyping in their lives and have kicked a lot of asses as a result.
Dude, that guys a lorner, don't mess with him!!
by lamistydawn April 11, 2008
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Lornt

When a situation is either savage, dramatic or ridiculous but you also feel turnt from it occuring.
It was a great night out when Russell got so "lornt" off of Makers Mark and Tinder Bitches.

I'm all "lornt" on pre-workout and BCAA; better snapchat the boys.
by MontrealMedic1 February 8, 2018
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