livingstone

small little man who is intent on being a pain in the arse (Napoleon Syndrome)
by longlean July 15, 2006
Get the livingstone mug.

Livingston

Town in Central Scotland, often inhabited by chavs or inbreds, or both. People have smaller than average heads.
"Oh my god, look at him, he is so from livingston!"
by eesyweesy February 18, 2009
Get the Livingston mug.

Livingstoned

To be totally stabbed in the back; to have been shit upon; tricked; played; led astray; bamboozled; run amok!
"When that motherfucker from Peoria wore an Illini jersey one day, but then picked Duke the next day, he really Livingstoned Illini fans."
by CHL (Go Illini, beotch!) November 06, 2003
Get the Livingstoned mug.

Livingston

Livingston is home to every Jewish person in NJ. No joke. If you aren't Jewish your Asian or if you're black by some chance are hella smart with rich parents. They shop at Short Hills. And some rare people are *gasp* fangirls and punk rocks. Wow! But other wise they are sluts. Who have already done it in 7th or 6th and say it. Some work as prositites in their school. Boys are fuckboys and jocks. The rare nerd is a teachers pet and has no life.
Omg!!!! Let's go to short Hills Mall then hit the movie theater for our 'job' , the boys are waiting in the last row. After let's go to Starbucks and then partay!!!!!!!!!!!! Says every Slut from Livingston
by Sailor66 December 18, 2016
Get the Livingston mug.

Livingston

Adjective: Slang term to discribe a Greasy Irish Teenager, probably into more geeky materials, such as comics and videogames
That Guy is such a Livingston
Guy's a total Livingston
Take a goddamn shower, you Livingston
by DannyDavitoorsomething September 22, 2010
Get the Livingston mug.

Ken Livingstone

Controversial Mayor of London since 2000 and longtime left-wing campaigner. Although he is often called 'Red Ken' his principles are desperately unclear. At one point he supported subsidised public transport but he recently doubled the fares, adding to the money he raises by charging cars to enter London - though London councils already issue draconian and extortionate fines to anyone who strays into a bus lane or overruns a prepaid parking ticket. Livingstone can be credited with pushing poorer Londoners into high debt and low mobility while presenting a socialist face to the outside world by his unusual alliances worldwide and radical political stunts. In 2006 Livingstone was ruled to have brought the office of mayor into disrepute after incidentally comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi and refusing to apologise despite many attempts by officials and Jewish groups to smooth the remark over. The adjudicatory panel suspended him for four weeks but he appealed, making the novel claim that an appointed body cannot judge an elected body. In the interim period he announced that two Jewish Indian businessman of Iraqi parentage should, if unhappy with his proposals to them concerning the London Olympics, "go back and try it under the Ayatollahs". Nevertheless he enjoys staunch support from the hard-left and Labour Party old-timers.
I do understand. I pay road tax. I pay congestion charge. I pay council taxes. I even paid for that parking space. Still you're telling me that even though I bought a ticket and your wardens illegally towed me, if I don't find £300 now you're going to increase that charge as payment for looking after my car, and that until I give you whatever sum that makes you will keep my car and eventually dispose of it, and that if I don't like it I should sue you later? Is this one of bloody Ken Livingstone's ideas for promoting London and making it a cool place to live? I thought he was Marxist?
by Mileses April 10, 2006
Get the Ken Livingstone mug.

Livingston FC

Only the best fucking football team in the entire fucking world!
We wish we could all be Livingston fans. OR
Livingston FC have won the SPL.......again.
by a livi fan December 14, 2009
Get the Livingston FC mug.