Livingston is home to every Jewish person in NJ. No joke. If you aren't Jewish your Asian or if you're black by some chance are hella smart with rich parents. They shop at Short Hills. And some rare people are *gasp* fangirls and punk rocks. Wow! But other wise they are sluts. Who have already done it in 7th or 6th and say it. Some work as prositites in their school. Boys are fuckboys and jocks. The rare nerd is a teachers pet and has no life.
Omg!!!! Let's go to short Hills Mall then hit the movie theater for our 'job' , the boys are waiting in the last row. After let's go to Starbucks and then partay!!!!!!!!!!!! Says every Slut from Livingston
by Sailor66 December 18, 2016
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by DannyDavitoorsomething September 23, 2010
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Wow did you see that Livingston making it uncomfortable for everyone at the bowling alley?
I tried not to dude.
I tried not to dude.
by wishingiwasnotlivingston December 8, 2016
Get the Livingston mug.Livingston high school isn't as diverse as they say, it's mostly just Asians, Jews and everything in between. Most of them stick together in their own group and become this isolated ball. But one of the ways that people get together is through SEX . i'm not saying that every girls is a thot, i'm just saying that 90 percent are thots. LHS thots tend to go 1 of 2 ways when it comes to clothing, either wear skintight pants that are 6 sizes too small and stick your ass out abnormally or wear about 20 percent clothing where your ass is hanging out (underwear is optional) and if we didn't see enough of you from behind we also have to deal with the 950 snapchat stories about your dog or you making idiotic poses with your tongue hanging out. but LHS girls can't be LHS girls without BLOWJOBS, things that are given out like pamphlets in New York. for them, it seems like chlamydia is a culture and not a disease
But what about guys, well its pretty divided, you're either a jock, a geek, a loner or a prick (with exceptions). There are a lot of guys out there who play sports A LOT and that's not a problem at all, but when you become a complete douchebag about it then its annoying to everyone else. But most of all, certain guys like to emphasize the size of their dick with a passion, for example making jokes like, "my dick is bigger than your future". In this school especially, there is an abundance of fuckboi haircuts and most of them feel the need to fondle their hair every 3 minutes.
But what about guys, well its pretty divided, you're either a jock, a geek, a loner or a prick (with exceptions). There are a lot of guys out there who play sports A LOT and that's not a problem at all, but when you become a complete douchebag about it then its annoying to everyone else. But most of all, certain guys like to emphasize the size of their dick with a passion, for example making jokes like, "my dick is bigger than your future". In this school especially, there is an abundance of fuckboi haircuts and most of them feel the need to fondle their hair every 3 minutes.
"hey man"
"Yea"
"4'o clock, her pants arent even covering 50 percent of her ass"
"wow"
(starts jerking off in class)
"i heard she fucked (insert 7 stereotypical jewish last names)"
"i heard she got chlamydia"
(fapping intensifies)
(pulls out a blunt and smokes in front of teacher)
couldn't give the slightest fraction of a fuck
but still represents livingston high school
"Yea"
"4'o clock, her pants arent even covering 50 percent of her ass"
"wow"
(starts jerking off in class)
"i heard she fucked (insert 7 stereotypical jewish last names)"
"i heard she got chlamydia"
(fapping intensifies)
(pulls out a blunt and smokes in front of teacher)
couldn't give the slightest fraction of a fuck
but still represents livingston high school
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let go get high in the woods at livingston street with all lthe otha people and like umm no one will know.
by anonymous123_74125 November 25, 2007
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Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
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