Lilyponding

The act of consuming Ghb by holding the mixer in the back of one's throat, and squirting the shot of G directly into that, bypassing the need for a glass altogether. I imagine the uvula floating in this delicious nectar like a Lily in a pond.

Don't need a glass, just lilyponding mine.

by #lilypondluis July 17, 2019

Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Lilypadding

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

by I'm anonymous June 23, 2008

The Lilypad

A forum made in 2003 for Legendary Frog's fans to have their own forum. They started out OK, but under the communist hand of Leon, the members became racist pricks and the mods became lazy. Thus becoming one of the most hated popular BBS's in history. Though not all members there are bad, it is still a place you should avoid registering to.

Forum member: Oh hey, I heard you're originally a member of the Lilypad. Welcome.

Lilypad member: I can see on your Myspace that you're half colombian. Let's hope you don't hack onto all our accounts. OK?

by Subcon September 5, 2008

lilypad

When you put a wad of toliet paper down the porta John to avoid splash up of blue porta pity water (aka surfbutt)

Hey dude, don't forget to throw down a lilypad so you don't get smurfbutt.

by Papa and Mama Smurf October 25, 2017

Lilypad

A forum made in 2003 for Legendary Frog's fans to have their own forum. They started out OK, but under the communist hand of Leon, the members became racist pricks and the mods became lazy. Thus becoming one of the most hated popular BBS's in history. Though not all members there are bad, it is still a place you should avoid registering to.

Forum member: Oh hey, I heard you're originally a member of the Lilypad. Welcome.

Lilypad member: I can see on your Myspace that you're half colombian. Let's hope you don't hack onto all our accounts. OK?

by Subcon September 8, 2008

lilypad

A big splayed flat ball sack with a very small recessed penis. Lilypad lilypad

In a locker room*
"Brad, you see that huge sack?"
"Yeah Chad, flat but large"
"You see his dick?"
"No"
"Exactly, lilypad"

by Sammjang6$ April 29, 2016