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lily pad

A safe landing spot when jumping off out of a tough situation. Frogs jump from pad to pad to avoid being eaten.
Jumping to a better job, to a different relationship, to a different living situation, all are jumping to a different lily pad.
by ApersonwhoiscurrentknownasRick February 9, 2012
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Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.
The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.
by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008
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on that lily pad

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan
Why are you're eyes so red??

I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)
by chickita fricken nikita October 30, 2011
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lily pad

The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.
In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall.
by original_wetfenner April 28, 2008
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Reverse Chinese Lily Pad

When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.
"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!
by freekie352 February 21, 2013
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Devil’s Lily Pad

When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg
John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
by Sannacruzskater January 3, 2021
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Lily Pad

Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.
by radius.7 May 2, 2014
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