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real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
by chocolate fever September 23, 2011
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humpin like madcow

To engage in sexual intercourse frequently. Usualy in an attemy to impregnate. Refers to the motions made by infected cattle
I havent left the house for 2 days, we've been humpin like madcow
by Horny old man January 2, 2005
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Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.
How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
by Azama October 15, 2019
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Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk

Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.
John - "Did you lie to her?"

Mary - "No..."

John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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madly in like

Person you like a lot. Almost to the stage of being madly inlove.
by Jeffyjay May 9, 2018
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godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos

a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture
"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos
by BobHopeLives May 2, 2009
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