Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.
by Clunky_ChemE July 21, 2011
Get the Dirty Lightning Bolt mug.Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.
by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009
Get the Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt mug.When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.
by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016
Get the Jewish Lightning Bolt mug."this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts
by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003
Get the soggy lightning bolt mug.The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014
Get the Russian Lightning Bolt mug.When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
Get the Seattle Lightning Bolt mug.When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016
Get the jewish lightning bolt mug.