Banshee's Lick

A cold gust of wind up your ass crack

Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick

by Roddypiper347 March 15, 2019

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

Jawg's Lick

When a male lets a animal with a long slimy tongue (mainly a giraffe or a cow) lick their penis
Name was inspired by the dog character from Mixels: Jawg.

Ew, Sawyer just did a Jawg's Lick to a Brahman Bull

by MonsterJamXBlueyFan September 29, 2022

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.

I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

What's the lick read

Inquiry as to what the plans are for making money today or in the near future. If there's opportunity,the lick reads good. However,if the lick reads bad,there may not be much chance of making money pertaining to the lick.

"Hey Padre,what's the lick read"? Or,"the lick reads good,come holla at me".

by Amy Norris August 13, 2022

lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005