lesbians

Girls who like or lick other girls for fun sport or profit, either way watching them is a favorite past time for 85% of men. The fantasy of the lesbian(s) is often shattered by the fact that most lesbians are not gorgeous big tittied coeds as portrayed in such classic nature films as "Beaver Hunt" and "Where The Boys Aren't" but infact the majority are asexual carpet cleaning wannabe men without the proper attatchments.

"My pants get tight whenever I see those hot lesbians."

"Those feminazi's are a bunch of mullet wearing lesbians"

by Meshuggah February 5, 2003

lesbians

the best thing god ever gave us

ohh those fucking lesbians make me want to jizz all over my nutsack

by steve nigga March 7, 2005

lesbians

Any one of my psychotic ex girlfriends. Also: No, you can't watch.

"Hey Should I hit on those girls?" "No man, they're lesbians."

by Katica March 12, 2003

Lesbian

you. you are a lesbian

Jason: that girl Kayla is such a hottie. I can turn her straight

William: dude, she’s a lesbian, respect that.

by definitely not gay totally October 22, 2019

Lesbian

Me

“Hey I’m Lesbian”

“I thought you were American”

by Liftoanch December 21, 2019

Lesbian

Similar to a vegetarian, in the fact that they don't eat meat.

Me: Hey did you know Izzy is a lesbian?
Friend: Really?
Me: Yeah.

by ShrekIsLiveLaughLove February 19, 2020

Lesbian

Amity blight from “The Owl House”

Amity Blight is a lesbian

by Fakebame July 20, 2021