The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
Get the skid lentilmug. Like cool beans, a way to end a conversation or complete a back and forth thought, but when you're too cool to even say chilled legumes
by OTeragard January 26, 2023
Get the frigid lentilsmug. your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
Get the russian lentil stewmug. by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Jack-O-Lentil Burgermug. by Lovelylentils123 November 8, 2020
Get the Lentilmug. by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
Get the Lentil Soup for the Soulmug. 1) secret ingredience often used by austrians as a afrodisiacum.
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)
by otteich4 May 22, 2018
Get the Green Lentilmug.