leash lint

a small yappy dog on a leash, one that, if it were to attack, would be brushed off like a bit of lint on your clothes.

If you really wanted a dog to meet women, why did you pick that ludicrous piece of leash lint that has a cat's lease!

If you didn't want a real dog, why didn't you just buy one of those stiff leashes that allows you to pretend you have a dog.

by George TheCar August 17, 2009

leash pirouette

The dance-like, once-around maneuver that is sometimes required when walking the dog, in order to keep the leash untangled and in the same hand.

I was out walking Miller this morning and every time he saw a squirrel I had to do a leash pirouette in order to keep from tripping over him.

by lefsehead June 10, 2009

Leash Rage

When a dog that is usually calm and gentle without a leash, becomes extremely agressive and agitated towards people and other animals when on-leash.

The normally calm dog was leashed and ended up having leash rage towards Ryan in the beginning of an episode of Wilfred.

by beaviscornholio July 7, 2012

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007

Leash Child

A child who is restrained on a leash usually being dragged by an un-attentive parent. These children can usually be seen at wal-mart, disneyland, grocery stores, or any other generally large area.

The said leash can come in many different styles ranging from the standard which makes it look like a dog harness wrapped around a child to the newer style where the leash is attached to some ugly little backpack so the parent doesn't feel as bad when people stare and can pretend like their child is wearing it because they like it.

Seeing these children usually make you think of a dog on a leash when the child strays too far the parent will either just keep strolling along dragging the poor child behind or give the leash a good tug there-by forcing said child back at their side.

Shelby: did you just see that leash child?

Melissa: Yeah, poor thing.
Shelby: lets cut the leash and free him!

Ashley: I saw a leash child today at wal-mart
Danny: Was the mom dragging it down the isles?
Ashley: Ya she didn't even notice until he got stuck on a display case

by mcaitlen March 30, 2011

Leash Boy

Leash boy is the one of the guys of the friend group that just can't get away from his girlfriend for anything and when he does he always needs permission.

Raymond ditched the boys on a Friday night because his girlfriend still had him by a collar and leash. So he had to to cancel his plans and the spend his weekend with the girl thus making him a leash boy.

by PapaScuzz May 6, 2019

leash training

leash training is an obedience exercise for naked cadets to perform where the "Master" puts a leash around the neck of his dog-slave and leads him around to all the cadet toilets and makes the cadet suck off any other cadet who wants a blowjob.

Matt bought a beautiful black leather leash, and started giving me leash training -- he took me around to all the cadet toilets and ordered me to suck dick!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021