lawn gnome

a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer

farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.

by fantabular nico June 7, 2008

Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

by qqq March 29, 2005

lawn gnoming

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens

me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Lawn Gnomin' It

1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.

1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"

Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it

today."

2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"

Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."

by R-TardIntelligence December 9, 2010

Lawn-Gnomaphobe

Someone whom is afraid of lawn orinaments particularyly the gnome forms.

Rose.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

sucks lawn gnomes

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

by Kayla April 16, 2005

Lawn Gnoming

A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.

Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!

by LCSBSSRHXXX November 14, 2007