laurence

The name of an old, smelly arm chair. Sits in the corner and doesn't do much but still manages to annoy you.

Dude, stopping sitting all over Laurence

by MartinTardis June 9, 2011

Laurence

She's half of the time a french canadian girl. She's super sweet with everyone until you don't like her. Laurence can be such a bitch between your back, but if you're her victim, you've made something for it to happen. It's called karma, bitch.

Laurence is such an amazing friend.
She's my best bitch friend.

by Anawesomebitch September 12, 2020

Laurence

A young boy that is a boy that is not a girl that does boy things like frisbee and minecraft.

The equivalent of a human wolf-puppy.

All hail Prince Laurence

by Hdjjdjdjdjdjdjdjkdjfbkdkd October 24, 2019

Laurence

A gay vampire

"Thats a Laurence move"
'fuck I hate laurence!"
"laurence, stop"

by LaurenceHater719123 February 28, 2021

Laurence

The fine line between reasonable fetish and unwarrented gut churning. Lover of all things purple and veiny

The ambulance got to the hospital like a Laurence to a local transexuals house

by randompoofter March 3, 2010

Laurence

Laurence is an absolute cunt

Laurence it a cunt

by The Laurence Hater November 20, 2019

laurence

The term used to describe the wearing of knickers on ones wrist as a fashion accessory.

I laurenced my knickers to the party last night. It was great.

by itwaslarry March 5, 2008