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Lactose Overload

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat
Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.
by justhatguy July 27, 2009
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Lantosism

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."
The United States Runs on Lantosism
by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011
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Lactosesexual

What should I do if my boyfriend is a lactosesexual?
by Faedom May 13, 2021
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lactoseintoleranceism

Jerry over there has lactoseintoleranceism, poor guy.
by Twix1188 June 12, 2022
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lattes

A similar term used to describe for catching up for a coffee or heading to the cafe. Though the reference going for lattes refers to going out on the prowl for the winnie blacks or African American cock..
Where is Lerleene? She is off enjoying herself sucking on lattes again ... Man she can’t get enough.. That’s her third this week and it’s only Tuesday!
by Dirk Rictor2 December 18, 2019
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lactose belligerent

a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."
by C.D. Di Guardia October 7, 2006
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Lactose Intolerant

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009
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