Landtarian

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

by TomCB January 2, 2013

Lapanarian

One who drives around a roundabout for many laps as a hobby or for entertainment purposes

Hey, you catch a glimpse of that lapanarian last Thursday in the skeleton truck?

by CheekyMonkey001 August 13, 2024

lametarian

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.

Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"

by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010

Lambatarian

A person who only and solemnly eats lamb not any other meat based or meat products

Hey I'm LAMBATARIAN

by Your.nann December 2, 2020

lambatarian

A person who solemnly and only eats lamb due to a religion or personal beliefs

Hey I'm LAMBATARIAN

by Your.nann December 2, 2020