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langham

Surname of British comic actor (Chris Langham) convicted of downloading child pornography hence
To do a Langham - to download kiddie fiddler flicks

Also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped buggery on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong 'un in a hotel shower)
Hence definition two:

To do a Langham - to attempt to take a girl up the wrong 'un
Shannon Matthews' 'step father' was arrested for doing a Langham.

She was on the rag so he did a Langham
by Roystrongisabitstrange April 2, 2008
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langham

Often known as a pedophile or some other form of child toucher formally known as a rapist
person 1: "Oh my god he's touching my child"
Person 2: " Get off that child you Langham"
by DAMN DUDE IT FACT November 27, 2018
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Langgaard

To be a Langgaard is an honour beyond anything in Norway. It is a most prestigious family name, with a heritage that can be traced long back into the viking age. The word comes from the ancient norse word "langraardr" which means "Long dick"
I wish i was a Langgaard.
by Gard Langgård January 26, 2017
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LyngGameplays

when a person makes minecraftletswhen a person makes minecraft let's plays, and can't see how shit their let's plays really are. they often come across as cringey and unlikeable, but they alwase make their "Frinds" laugh from the pure shit they present as content
when a person reaches this level of cringeyness, they will isolate them selves from the world and never come back
only a select few have survived being a LyngGameplays
LyngGameplays"oh boiiiiiiii... can't wait to make my minectaft let's plays, gonna get sooo many views "

normal person "...no"
by GingerFagggot January 30, 2017
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Langgai

Easy going kind of person with a bit of a temper. Hate being alone, that's why he like hanging out with his friends.
Langgai is Charming Person with all his freakynes
by Lord Geller November 25, 2021
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Langgai

Easy going kind of person with a bit of a temper. He hate being alone, that's why he like hanging out with his friends. Charming Person with all his freakynes.
Langgai, Call him GAI not GAY.
by Lord Geller November 25, 2021
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