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Lakeland 

A city in Central Florida that is located between Tampa and Orlando on the I-4 tech corridor. The city has recently transformed itself into a technology hub of the East Coast. Here, many start up tech companies have taken home and allowed the area to support higher educational facilities.

Having a variety college students, the Lakeland Metro area is home to 6 regional universities. These universities include the University of South Florida Polytechnic, Florida Southern, Southeastern University, Polk State College, and many more. As a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.

The nightlife is very diverse in Downtown Lakeland. On a standard night, the locals can sample Cuban, Irish, New Orleans, and sports bars. The hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.

Brewz Crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can participate in drinking as many beers as possible in public. Lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.
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Lakeland by It gives you wings! April 14, 2010
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Lakeland 

The # 1 shit hole of Polk County. Filled with wet backs, niggers, crackers, and hobos. Oh, and hookers by the thousands on Wabash(the most run down street ever,filled with whores and pimp mexicans). Great place to find dealers of all sorts on every street corner. Even the popos roll a joint now and then.
Drunk #1- Imma go to Lakeland and get me some fine 20 dollar whores on Wabash.
Drunk #2- Hell yea, I got me some twentys in my pocket bro.(slurring a bit)
Drunk #1- Double head!(passes out)
Drunk #2- Oh shit, man!(runs away)
Lakeland by Cerinthe August 2, 2011

Lakeland 

Lakeland is a beautiful girl she is always by your side and is ready to take on the world with you. You will never want her to leave your life because it would be a disaster. she loves everyone and she will forgive you no matter what you do. she knows how to help you is difficult situations and will always be there for you don’t lose this girl because you will NEVER find another one like her she is one of a kind and the most beautiful girl In the world I want to marry this girl :)
This goes to my baby girl Lakeland
Lakeland by My baby girl June 13, 2019

Lakeland 

A psychiatric hospital in Springfield, MO...
A place where people under 18 are sent when they are fucked up or crazy...or are a 13 year old crack whore...
alot of lesbians..asians..and black people are the counselors
"Dude? What happened to Johnny"?
"Man...he molested some little kid when he was high on Xanax...they sent his ass to Lakeland!"
Lakeland by Carlos Deluna July 10, 2008

Lakeland 

Bunch of fucking faggots that think there the shit, but FTE
I'm gay I go to Lakeland
Lakeland by Fucknftemyguy November 8, 2018

Lakeland Highlands Middle School 

"Do you go to Lakeland Highlands Middle School?"
"Yea, why?"
"I'm sorry."

Lakeland High School 

AKA Bakeland, the druggie school of Huron Valley.

All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
Two girls got busted for bringing alcohol to school and getting drunk just last week.
Typical lakeland high school.