labor day

- The first Monday in September.

-According to a dumbass in my class, the holiday where everyone gets drunk and happy (St. Patrick's Day).

-Everyone knows when it is, but no one really knows exactly what it is.

Mr. B- "You know, the holiday where everyone gets drunk and happy..."

Dumbass- "Labor Day!"

by Dawn =] March 23, 2008

Labor Day

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).

Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012

Labor Day

Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.

Goddamnit, it's 6 am. I've got to get up for work. Another Labor Day!

by jenko2 September 7, 2011

Labor Day

Labor Day is the day when a pregnant woman goes into labor.

OOPS, I almost forgot that it is my sister's Labor Day today! I gonna rush now.

by phoenixvictrix September 12, 2014

Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.

Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Labor Day

A free day off of school in honor of people who were overworked in the 1920s.

Labor Day is freakin' awesome!

by nonkrataularealss September 2, 2012

Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

by Hannibal Lector42 September 6, 2011