kunfumbled

a constant state of confusion, a better word that confused

"wow, that math homework realy got me kunfumbled"

"i am just kunfumbled today"

by diana g. March 30, 2007

kungfuboris

believes they like misato more than me but in reality is not the truth

hey look at this peehead i just destroyed in a fight

oh kungfuboris

by urinelover6699 July 5, 2021

kungfu jesus

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes

DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus

by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007

Kuntul and memek

Handsome And fancy

Hey you all look so kuntul and memek today

by No name just like your life November 22, 2021

kungfu purple

high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus

by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011

Kunttucky

A surgical procedure that is required when even the largest size of depends brand diapers are unable to hold up the abnormally low-hanging labia flaps of the village bicycle. The word is derived from the state of Kentucky and the action required for fixing such a condition; folding or tucking said flaps inward and upward into ones own vagina.

"I gotta go get a Kunttucky today, my flaps got caught in the exercise bike again."

by Billbro Baggins September 23, 2009

kungfu grip

a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.

Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.

Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.

by the recipient of it June 15, 2009