Wally Krunk

The hood or street name for the recently deceased Walter Cronkite.

Gang Member #1: Yo, what up nigga? Did you hear Wally Krunk got shot? Nigga went crazy.
White Guy #1: He didn't get shot.
Gang Member #1: I'm going to kill you.
White Guy #2: Who the hell is Wally Krunk?

by Wally Krunk from the grave July 19, 2009

Kruskamp

krus′kamp (krooz′kamp)
v. to utter a completely inappropriate statement in public without social penalty, or with a socially positive benefit to the speaker p.t. krus′kamped, p.p. krus′kamp·ing
n. a socially inappropriate, yet endearing, utterance

krus′kamp·er (krooz′kamp·ǝr)
n. one known to kruskamp often, or repeatedly.

The only reason he gets away with saying those things is because he is so charismatic. He's a kruskamper.

by mamalickaboobooday April 10, 2009

Kaptain Krunk

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys

I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick

by the salad shooter October 14, 2009

krukolibidinous

The act of crotch watching. No matter how hard you try to keep your eyes up at face level, they just keep being drawn down to gaze at some guy's package

I was perving beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts I just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous I am.

by That's Life... June 9, 2012

kraski

An act of complete dumbass.

Mikey pulled a kraski when he dropped a anvil on his foot.

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

John Kruk Special

The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.

Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?

Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.

One meatball and one sausage coming right up!

by Cheela June 28, 2006